Sailor


Price: €3.00
Model: J6
Availability: 84
Average Rating: Not Rated

Greetings card, measuring 105mm x 148.5mm. Printed on recycled card. Comes with recycled envelope.

This card has the following printed on the back:

Captain Lye-Blithely continues to assert the veracity of the amazing claims made in his autobiography, It Happened At Sea, which relates his 20-year voyage around the world. Since publication, the 5 volumes have been variously described as idiosyncratic, highly suspicious, and complete cobbler’s.

Lye-Blithely’s only witnesses are a monkey, a parrot, and a rat called Herman. The parrot and the monkey have since been interviewed and agree with all Lye-Blithely’s claims, but critics have pointed out that both have criminal records and histories in journalism. Herman the rat has demurred all contact with the press and is rumoured to be suing Lye-Blithely for plagiarism.

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